right now my fucking boyfriend is watching a bug shed its entire shell with some smooth rock music in the background
and he keeps on commenting on it super excitedly and roots on the bug
meanwhile I would rather die right now
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RowanHenry: blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so...
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with…
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